Not much to report today. I hand-washed our laundry down in the basement as usual. TBD helped me out and we talked about school and sports (briefly) and then about how great Farah is and how great the war isn't.
TBD and I are totally different, I guess. But I can't help feeling like I've known him forever.
There we were, alone, together, standing six inches apart, slippery and wet up to the elbows, and it was total torture for me. I just wanted to kiss him or go dunk my head in the sink.
But like I said, we're so different. He really likes Farah… And so it goes.
Nothing much to report today.
Muslims in the Attic 
Alfie, u rock! Can u IM me? chrystop – plsthx
Comment by Chrys — April 12, 2009 @ 5:41 pm
Hey Alf!
The war on Iran is best thing this administration has ever done. after the camps. I'm not surprized you don't support our troops. F***ing f**got f***ing cammel jocky. Go home!
[Editorial Comment: On the advice of a friend, I'll leave stupid posts like this one up for everyone to see what kind of people live in America. But I'm still going to edit the curses. Don't curse on my blog. It's rude!]
Comment by ALFEE — April 9, 2009 @ 10:11 pm
F*ck F*ck vF*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck
[Editorial: I can search and replace faster than you can type, dingus!]
Comment by F*ck — April 11, 2009 @ 4:02 am
I don't care what "some people say." Our President in Thief didn't "inherit" this awful war in Iran from Bush, he manufractured it on his own… I mean, come on, Islamic Fundfamentalists decide to bomb NY on the same day as the Democratic Convention? … Coincidence? … I think not…
And where is the speedboat and all the evidence? Conveniently gone…
Comment by Fredie — April 13, 2009 @ 2:07 pm
Alfie, please email me. plxthx. xoxox
Comment by Chrys — April 13, 2009 @ 6:08 pm
Gone? It's a f*cking nuclear blast! Downtown Manhattan is *gone* you f*cking paranoid nutjob!
[editorial: I'm going to start deleting posts with curses.]
Comment by Da Hampster — April 13, 2009 @ 2:15 pm
Alfie, are you a guy or a girl?
Comment by Sue G. — April 13, 2009 @ 2:17 pm
Both of you are idiots. It was a dirty bomb. They slammed one big piece of uranium into another and boom. The unchecked fires did more damage than the original blast, something like half a kiloton, FWIR. Hell, the anti-arab riots did more damage than the damn explosion, IMO.
And if it hadn't been for the riots, Democrats probably would have gotten the sympathy vote in 08. Republicans aren't that stupid, or evil. They're just wrong.
The worst thing you can accuse them of is not taking security as seriously for the Dems as they did for their own RNC in 04.
Comment by Max — April 13, 2009 @ 2:23 pm
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[http://www.antislavery.org/homepage/news/UAEcameljockeys220404.htm]
Comment by DELETD — April 13, 2009 @ 5:27 pm
I heard they were going to ram into that Holocaust museum at Battery Park but they got diverted.
Comment by Lena S. — April 13, 2009 @ 5:53 pm
Alfie, nice blog. Who is TBD? This isn't some April Fool's joke, is it?
Comment by Jester — April 1, 2009 @ 5:54 pm
No. TBD=The Boy Downstairs.
Comment by alfie — April 2, 2009 @ 1:11 am
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[And I'm Persian, not Arabic, dingus. My family is from Iran. Deal with it. Half of my relatives aren't even Muslim, they're Zoroastrian. We happen to be Iranian and Muslim. I'd say 'is that a crime?' but I think it is.]
Comment by alfie — April 13, 2009 @ 6:03 pm
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Comment by DELETED — April 13, 2009 @ 6:07 pm
[post deleted …if you can't say something nice or even just fair, don't even bother… I can post your IP address if you keep it up. Otherwise, I'm just goign to nuke your post1]
Comment by alfie — April 13, 2009 @ 7:08 pm
Is there any actual evidence Iran had something to do with the bomb? I don't believe anything this administration claims.
Comment by Concerned — April 13, 2009 @ 6:15 pm
Concerned: "Is there any actual evidence Iran had something to do with the bomb? I don't believe anything this administration claims."
They built the bomb. Everyone tried to stop them. They bombed us.
That fool who jumped out of the speed boat at the last second to save his own pathetic life (Mustafa something) was Iranian.
Comment by Secure — April 13, 2009 @ 7:36 pm
Secure:
And where is he now? All we have is a picture of a wet guy with borwn skin on Fox News who is supposed to be at gitmo being interrogated.
Comment by Concerned — April 13, 2009 @ 7:37 pm
Secure and Concerned, I don't know who did it. All I know is I didn't. My Pedar didn't. My family didn't. My neighbors didn't.
Comment by alfie — April 13, 2009 @ 7:40 pm
DON'T BE SO SURE ABOUT THE NEIGHBORS.
Comment by Kommander — April 13, 2009 @ 7:50 pm
Alfie, I just found your blog through Moxie Dangerous and I'm stunned. I'm stunned by your situation. And I'm stunned by the insensitivity of some people posting here. Nobody has any right to criticize you. My heart and prayers go out to you. Hang in there, okay?
Comment by Lisa Lee — April 15, 2009 @ 12:21 pm
I was just going to write exactly what Lisa Lee wrote. Don't worry about the insecure a-holes who spout off BS from both ends. 🙂
And by the way, if TBD is straight, don't waste your time. NOT WORTH IT. Not that it does any good saying that when you're emotions are tied in a throbbing knot. But you're not alone!
Comment by Peter Fabulous — April 15, 2009 @ 12:25 pm
Why does everyone assume Alfie is a guy?
Comment by Curious? — April 15, 2009 @ 12:27 pm
Alfie's a guy. I mean, if you're Autistic, maybe you can't read between the lines. But if he says he's a guy, than that means he's, you know… And he's not ready to say it.
It's okay! Be yourself!
Comment by Peter Fabulous — April 15, 2009 @ 12:30 pm
Dude, Anne Frank wants her diary back.
Comment by Mr. Frank — April 17, 2009 @ 1:27 am