Muslims in the Attic

April 15, 2009

Welcome, Again!

Filed under: Uncategorized — alfie @ 10:31 am

Muchos cheerios to MoxieDangerous for the kind words and links on their totally ding(!) blog.

Wow! My bandwidth stats just jumped, not that we're paying the bills anymore… (see: wishlist #2). Thank <mercy> WordPress.com is still free.

For those of you joining late, my name is Alfie Fatiri and this is my secret little corner of the blogosphere.

No, that's not my real name. And no, I'm not going to tell you what it is or where I live or even what I look like. I'm not that stupid.

Well, maybe I am for telling you about my life. I just like feeling normal, even if I have to go through, like…

No. I'm not going to tell you how many anonymous proxies and open relays and what kind of crazy encryption I have to use. It's NOYB, NEWB!

I will say that I'm fourteen, single, (yes, and stop sending me stupid letters, dingus. I'm not interested!), Muslim, and I used to live somewhere in the Northeast U.S., close enough to a major camp to be nervous, which is why we have to be so careful. Right now, my Pedar, my sister and me all live in a friend's attic, which is teh suxxors.

(Pedar means father, BTW, but he's like a mother too.)

Please don't offer us stuff (other than moral support and maybe some free bandwidth…). We have no safe way of getting packages and some of you could be Homeland Sekurity or the Intimidation and Neutralization Service in disguise. Not that we're illegal aliens or anything. At least being Muslim didn't used to be illegal.

If you want to do something nice for us middle-eastern American types, go blog about the camps!

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43 Comments »

  1. Im sorry you have to live in the attic. Dude. That must be wierd.

    Comment by Frogger — April 15, 2009 @ 11:26 am

  2. Its kind of stupid, if you ask me. Hiding in the attick like babies. The resettlement camps are OPTIONAL. Its for your own good. Its not like the PRO-Muslim riots were helping with "cultural sensitivity," right?

    F*cking political correctness. I used to have an open mind. Not since the bomb.

    Comment by William — April 15, 2009 @ 11:35 am

  3. Being Islamic is not illegal, dumbas. Being sympathetic to Iran IS. I read throigh your blog entries and I don't see anywhere where you state your preference one way or another. Do you support Iran nuking the Brooklyn Bridge? Telaviv? Or did you just think we should have let them haven ukes and go there merry way?

    Comment by Caliente — April 15, 2009 @ 11:40 am

  4. Alfie, I'm sorry for the jackasses posting angry notes. You didn't create the situations and you're obviously on the short end of the stick. Hang in there!

    Comment by Helena G. — April 15, 2009 @ 11:42 am

  5. Alfie is a stuck up little prick.

    Comment by Chrys — April 15, 2009 @ 11:43 am

  6. Alfie is a stuck up little prick.

    Comment by ANONYMUOS — April 15, 2009 @ 11:44 am

  7. Alfie, you can use part of my website if yo uwant. It's not illegal for you to post, is it?

    Comment by Ginger Clemens — April 15, 2009 @ 11:46 am

  8. Caliente>"Being Islamic is not illegal, dumbas. Being sympathetic to Iran IS. I read throigh your blog entries and I don't see anywhere where you state your preference one way or another. Do you support Iran nuking the Brooklyn Bridge? Telaviv? Or did you just think we should have let them haven ukes and go there merry way?"

    What planet are you from? If they're rounding up families because they look like our enemies, then being Islamic IS now illegal. It's like WWII with the Japanese. This administration doesn't seem to care that it's unconstitutional. The Supreme court rolled over in that situation too.

    As for supporting Iran, I think Alfie said he wants peace. That's not the same as wanting Iran to win. And there isn't even proof that Iran hit the Brooklyn Bridge. It could have been Al Queda (which is NOT the same as Iran, no matter what the Secretry of Offense calims).

    The big question is whether Iran would have even tried to get nukes so fast if we hadn't invaded Iraq. I mean, remember the old Axis of Evil? Iraq, Iran, North Korea. Well, Iraq had no WMD and we invaded them. NK had nukes and we let them slide. Which one does Iran want to be?

    /don't even get me started.

    Comment by Mr. Magoo — April 15, 2009 @ 11:54 am

  9. Forget the PRO-Muslim riots. How about the ANTI?

    /why can't we just get along?
    //obscure reference?

    Comment by Leigh — April 15, 2009 @ 12:17 pm

  10. Alfie, where do you live? Does anyone know? Can you tell from his IP address?

    Comment by Mr. P. — April 15, 2009 @ 12:18 pm

  11. Mr. Magoo: [snip]

    Maybe you think we should just let Iran have the keys to the US? How many Iranians do we need to take in before they take over our contry from the inside out? We didn't start this damn war but we sure as hell are going to finish it.

    Comment by Evil Twin — April 15, 2009 @ 12:36 pm

  12. Alfie, can u post a pic?

    Comment by Samanthe — April 15, 2009 @ 12:37 pm

  13. Let the flame wars begin. I'll be your judge for this evening. So far the score is:

    William> Its kind of stupid, if you ask me. Hiding in the attick like babies. The resettlement camps are OPTIONAL… I used to have an open mind.

    Gets no points for name calling. Half a point for pointing out the OPTIONALness of being ordered into a camp at gunpoint (you can always stand up and get shot, right?) but loses half a point for not having an open mind. Zero points.

    Caliente> Being Islamic is not illegal, dumbas. Being sympathetic to Iran IS.

    Gets a point for pointing out the obvious, no points for creativity.

    Mr. Magoo>…

    Gets a point for historical accuracy, plus one point for using his "mirror neurons" to understand why Iran feels it needed nukes. Loses a point for long-windedness + bad eyesight.

    Total score:

    Bleeding Hearts: 1
    Hawks/Racists: 1

    Continue…

    Comment by Bloodsuckng Umpire — April 15, 2009 @ 12:46 pm

  14. Nice, Ump. Good to see you're here to keep score.

    Comment by Caliente — April 15, 2009 @ 12:47 pm

  15. Glad to help. Forgot to add:

    Evil Twin>[flaimbait]

    No points for flaimbait, troll, -1 hawks.

    Comment by Bloodsuckng Umpire — April 15, 2009 @ 12:49 pm

  16. I've been watching this site for a few days now, wondering when the flame wars would begin.

    /Asbestos Gloves On
    /Flame thrower On.

    Comment by Critical Maass — April 15, 2009 @ 12:51 pm

  17. The kid is fourteen, for crying out loud. Give him a break. Go flame war somewhere else.

    Alfie, hang in there. The ACLU is still fighting the legality of these "resettlement" camps. Red Cross is suing for access. This administration thinks it can run roughshod over the laws. Well, it can't. The people won't tolerate it.

    Comment by Helena G. — April 15, 2009 @ 12:54 pm

  18. Helena G> ACLU… blah blah…

    Gets a point for believing in Democracy. Loses half a point living in a fantasy.

    Comment by Bloodsuckng Umpire — April 15, 2009 @ 1:15 pm

  19. I'm happy people are reading my blog, but don't fight, please. I only wanted to bring people together and let them know what life is like. I don't want to start a fight.

    Thanks to all the well wishers. I can only hang in there. It's up to Pedar and to do the rest.

    Samanthe, I can't post a pic. It's too dangerous if they find us or the people who are hiding is. I don't want anyone to get hurt because of me. Peace.

    Comment by alfie — April 15, 2009 @ 6:01 pm

  20. No takers? Where are all the republicans today? Did you all just suddenly lose your voice?

    Comment by Bloodsuckng Umpire — April 15, 2009 @ 3:56 pm

  21. Alfie, can you offer some kind of proof? A picture? Something?

    Comment by Jeremiah — April 15, 2009 @ 7:15 pm

  22. I don't think this BS is even real. I hate to say. Much as I like a good flame war.

    Comment by Kermudgeon — April 15, 2009 @ 4:10 pm

  23. https://alfie.wordpress.com/files/2006/04/me.jpg — me at age 10. Sorry for blurring it and blacking out Farah and Pedar.

    https://alfie.wordpress.com/files/2006/04/hall.jpg — the closet where I sleep (Pedar snores sometimes).

    https://alfie.wordpress.com/files/2006/04/tg2.jpg — Thanksgiving from last year, before the camps.

    Comment by Alfie Fatiri — April 17, 2009 @ 2:01 am

  24. Umpire, you, sir, are a douchebag. You claim impartiality but yet you pick and choose the winners. I think you're just another damn liberal pretending to be rational, putting down the rest of us for having half a brain.

    Comment by The Eagle — April 15, 2009 @ 4:09 pm

  25. The Eagle> commie, brainwash, liberal, scumbag…

    Nice bit about "sir" Sir. I do appreciate that, being your elder (most likely). But as for the rest of your comment, you can suck it.

    I don't give a sh*t one way or another with this stupid war. Republigans want to end the world, that's fine by me. Just stop preaching in my face. If I'm going to Hell, let me go in peace.

    /oh, and I wouldn't go bragging about only having half a brain. It shows. 

    Comment by Bloodsuckng Umpire — April 15, 2009 @ 4:16 pm

  26. I read through some of your posts, also wondering if this crap was real. But there's proof in your very own blog and no one's caught it. In 2001, school started a week before 9/11 happened. Check the calendar. You couldn't have been in school for only 15 minutes. Nice try, "Alfie." But I doubt you were anywhere near a school that year.

    This just goes to show some people will believe anything they read on the internets.

    Comment by Korman — April 17, 2009 @ 1:13 am

  27. Go easy on the kid. He's going through hell in that attic and you're all acting like a bunch of trolls living in your mom's basement.

    Comment by Max — April 16, 2009 @ 2:03 pm

  28. Well, Max, it's just like you to seem all sensitive while simulltanously atacking people you dont like. Why don't you find your mother's nipple and go back to sucking.

    Comment by Curious George — April 16, 2009 @ 10:05 pm

  29. I've never seen so much bullshit in one place, except maybe Fark. Look, it's really simple. The Republicans are evil bastards. The Democrats are cowards who are too weak willed to live. We need a change or we're all going get vaporized like downtown NY.

    Comment by All Seething Eye — April 17, 2009 @ 1:09 am

  30. Alfie,

    I'm sorry we brought so much traffic to your site. We attract all sorts.

    I'd suggest turning on comment moderation or disabling comments entirely. At Moxie Dangerous, we only allow posts through moderation now (but there's three of us, so it's easier). If you need any help, just email me. I'm here. And I don't just mean the blog.

    I think it's totally amazing you're sticking up for yourself. The world has got to change, not you. The problem is the rest of us. And I'm truly sorry for that. –mo.

    Comment by Mo Brownstein — April 17, 2009 @ 1:13 am

  31. I believe him. If you bothered to really read these posts instead of spouting off about politics, I think you would too. You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

    Comment by Lisa Lee — April 17, 2009 @ 1:14 am

  32. Vamp, I think you doth stereotype too much. WE Republicans don't necessarily support WWII-style round-up-everyone-of-a-certain-appearance concentration camps out of any inherent racism (far from it — we're very egalitarian). But let's not forget what's happened.

    My position is that the camps are legal, but only for people who are actual sympathizers with Iran and/or Al Queda (if there's any difference anymore).

    The problem is finding is separating the wheat from the chaff, which gets messy. But better to be safe than lose part of another major city, right? I mean, these people are insisuous. We let them into our country and BAM! No respect.

    Comment by Gunnery Sack — April 16, 2009 @ 1:22 pm

  33. You people are a bunch of morans. The WAR is justified. They attacked us first. They're the only country to every launch a nucuelar strike on another. They deserve to get bombed back into the stone age.

    Comment by Proud Hawk — April 16, 2009 @ 11:36 am

  34. Proud Hawk:You people are a bunch of morans. The WAR is justified. They attacked us first. They're the only country to every launch a nucuelar strike on another. They deserve to get bombed back into the stone age.

    There's no proof they attacked us at all. They denied it. Al Queda never took responsibility for the bomb, though they did say it was Allah's will.

    The bigger point is that you're the moron (note spelling, moran). US bombed Japan in WWII with not one but two nukes. We're the first. We may be the only.

    /don't subscribe to conspiracy theories, but I don't trust this administration for a second…

    Comment by Ludicrux — April 16, 2009 @ 11:40 am

  35. Ludacrux, are you saying the President ordered our own troops to bomb NY? I think he would have actually hit the Democratic convention instead of missing and hitting downtown NYC. Did much more damage hitting Wall St.

    Comment by Max — April 16, 2009 @ 11:43 am

  36. Max, I'm saying I don't know. For a President that lies about everything else and doesn't seem to care what people say, I don't know. Maybe Wall St. bombed itself to get out of this damn recession.

    Comment by Ludicrux — April 16, 2009 @ 11:44 am

  37. Both of you are a bunch or idiots. It was Iran. We caught them cold. And now we're kicking the shit out of them. So what if they denied it? You expect them to admit to nuking another country for no good reason?

    You all probably thought President G W Bush was a cheat and a liar for Iraq and Afganistan. But look at a map!!!

    He took the country to the right of Iran. Then he took the countrky to the left. He surrounded IRAN and never took credit for that, just the blame from all y'all.

    But when it came time to fight the real enemy, when there was no friggin choice left, we already had them surrounded. That's not deception. It's genious. The man is a true American hero.

    /The best president since Reagan.

    Comment by Proud Hawk — April 16, 2009 @ 11:49 am

  38. Well, I can't top Proud Hawk. You got me. Because invading Iraq was such a stroke of genius, it took 10,000 American lives and we're still fighting insurgents and the country is still on the edge of civil war, more fundamentalist than when Saddam was in power. And Afghanistan is such a role model for the region — most opium production per capita of any country in the world. Assassination du jour. Subjugation of women on par with the old Taliban (Taliban practically the elected gov't these days).

    Yeah, this makes sense. The only reason for being there at all is oil and Israel. And Bush protected oil for his cronnies. He protected Israel to help bring the Messiah. What a f**cking putz! The world isn't going to end. It's just going to suck for a very long time, thanks to Bush.

    Comment by Homo say What? — April 16, 2009 @ 11:53 am

  39. And the thread goes to “Homo Say What?”

    Comment by Bloodsuckng Umpire — April 16, 2009 @ 11:55 am

  40. The reason we're on this blog is this kid is supposed to be in a camp but he's hiding out. Does a fifteen year old kid really belong in a camp? Is he really such a threat?

    Comment by Fester — April 16, 2009 @ 12:02 pm

  41. The kid belongs in the camp, like the rest of them. They're putting bombs on children these days. Who's to say Alfie wouldn't turn into another bomber if given the chance?

    We gave them a home here and this is how they repay us. Bastards.

    Comment by Proud Hawk — April 16, 2009 @ 12:04 pm

  42. Kids don't make the bombs, Hawk. Adults do. And then they trick kids into killing themselves to kill other innocents. There's only a handful of adults causing the problems and we dont' need to round up everyone with brown skin to find them.

    Jeez, with all the wiretapping, random ID and bag checking, and fracking cameras everywhere, you'd think our glorious government could actually catch a few of these bassholes?

    This shit is there to control us, not them. We're rounding up Muslims because we need a scapegoat for the sins of our fathers.

    Comment by Homo say What? — April 16, 2009 @ 12:06 pm

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    Comment by Proud Hawk — April 16, 2009 @ 12:08 pm


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